EVERYONE D-U-C-K!!!!

Our fearless athletes react to batting practice chaos.
Chillin' in the team's exclusive clubhouse.







Sy Goes Down. DL?

It was a bad day for both the Turtles and the Snails as Sy goes down. League reports that the DL may be next for him. On a brighter note, the team is enraptured by Bill's latest report from Olie. Seems that Bill and Olie had a few beers last night and, well, you know the rest....


Lots of errors in the infield bring out this symbolic fan base. Sandy DOES improve in the infield but not enough for Jim. Cookie gives Sandy a fierce body block in the first inning but he stays in the game.

Apparently Virginia and Al think 2 inches off a tail pipe is funnier than Sy does. Does he know something they don't?